Wednesday, September 27, 2006
JOKE
--->A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
"You'll get your chance in court," said the Desk Sergeant.
"No, no, no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"
--- >What does a vampire say to the mirror?ANS: Terror, terror on the wall...!
--- >How do skeletons call their friends?ANS:On the telebone!
--- >What is evil, ugly and goes at 125 mph?ANS:A witch on a high speed train!
--- >What's a skeleton's favourite musical instrument?ANS:A trom-bone!